It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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