I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
