fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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