Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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