Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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