you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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