An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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