How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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