You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
