Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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