i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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