the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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