goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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