My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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