Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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