Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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