A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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