Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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