The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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