so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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