Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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