So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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