office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let's get the cat blown out
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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