what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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