Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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