My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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