"it" just moved
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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