Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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