Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You don't make any sense
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