Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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