Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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