Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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