What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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