32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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