i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
