Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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