going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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