just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize