another moral hangover. fuck.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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