they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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