great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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