let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
