I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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