I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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