Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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