So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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