well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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