sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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