the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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