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I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(847): View more from Illinois

i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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(480): View more from Arizona

I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground

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(253): View more from Washington

I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!

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(248): View more from Michigan

Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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(727): View more from Florida

just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win

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(315): View more from New York

Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.

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