saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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