last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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